**NEW MIKE GRAVEL CAMPAIGN VIDEO**
Mike Gravel is running for president of the United States of America. The beat for this campaign song was produced by DJ Khaled, and the "rappers" are illbot, gavatron, and hotpocket. Special thanks to Brain for singing the hook. (This video was not actually approved by Mike Gravel and all the cheap shots taken at the other candidates are harmless jokes which are not a good indication of our opinions.) Check out his website at www.gravel2008.us
HOLLLLAAAAAA!!!
Lyrics
Verse one
Just got a 100 of that citizen power money
These candidates really like to talk funny
Shit real ideas & Ideals,
Ya hear, 2008 ya feel?
Chorus
MIKE GRAVELLLLL
MIKE GRAVELLLLLLLLL
Yo check this, Prez Gravel don't mess with
Don't trip, don't slip, he da best since,
Artillery?
That's Hillary, killin all our soldiers fo money B
Backed by that paper bag money, man
IRS can't tax that money, man
I'm that Money Man
Gonna get ghetto money fast man
Comin out, BLAST Blast, man
rep' progressive tax .... DAMN
this prez' wilLL slam a draft down
Sippin M.G.D,
M.G, get no air time on that TV
MJ getting airtime on primetime
Just like mike I'd like to Vote Mike
In the meantime it'll be alright,
now pass that muther fuckin dope mic
think of mike gravel when i pass the toke
think of mike gravel when i cast the vote
think of mike gravel he the only choice
thing with mike gravel is he speaks with poise
through the white clouds look past and see
the gravel campaign bus is the cavalry
risked more than half on his campaign craft
vietnam aftermath he scraped the draft
blast through and flash dispatchin the facts
lasting a cage match he a democrat
on the scene dress mean, clean and lean
gravel he's seen as the american dream
back as a teen he grew up in the hood
speaking with grace but he was never understood
gravels fucking dope - forever showing growth
hillary : nope, gravel you got my vote
Chorus
Hey, ha! Hi! Be like mike and win it,
Gravel Popeye, Kucinich is his spinach,
Edwards, love a fat dick in his face,
Hilary, ain't the only bitch in this race.
Now tell me, coincidence Obama?
Your name sounds exactly like Osama hmmmm
sounds rather fishy, rather iffy, (wow)
iffa bitch is acting shifty, load a clippie clippie, (pow)
Cast a bullet, at the 'tarded little girls, but
Cast a ballot for the hardest brother in the world
Gravel be bussin' chumps, Gravel be tokin' blunts,
Gravel be the motherfucker hidin' smokin' guns,
Gravel be the reason for the global warming season,
Gravel be the reason Howard Dean was even screaming
Quick to backsmack an emofaggot girly punk
Gravel came to get the democratic party crunk!!
Chorus
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