better watch your vagina lips when i skeet shoot on your property
i flip a rhyme on a teddy bear and I kick tooth properly
if your girl is argentien korean or puerto rican
we still stay freakin on the weekend
im a deacon in the church of shut the fuck up
im like an F16 in the phillipines blowing your hut up
wanna play me in texas hold em you oughta put your slut up
i hold em in my pants till on the table i shoot the nut up
no casino in the world wants to clean that stuff up
when its time for a haircut i tell the barber what up
like hut up
hut nine
i need a regular cut up
so dont laugh a gut up
i tip more graciouslly than landed nobility
choppin heads off with the guillotine when its time to get illity
hahaha you faggots are killin me
im supposed to take you seriously
if you don't got no poetry
police dont fuck with mine cause i stay in the correct deli
your bodega is incorrect so there is nothing you can tell me
where the fuck you gonna get fresh roast beef
where fuck a newport cigarette and fuckin bagel meet
how you gonna put me full in a room of mirrors
and expect not flip the fuck out
your mom refused to suck my dick
until i pulled five bucks out
two blacks and a white guy tried to kill my brother
i said one of these things is not like the other
caught the sucka sleepin up on sesame street
did i mention i stomped them up with timbalands on my feet
tell big bird i'll see him back at the jalopy
load up on the twelve packs its time to get sloppy
get back at society
get back at society
i stay behind your girl determing the quality of her ass
i accidently bump into her vagina when its my time to pass
forty days in the desert i was having a fast
till i found a bucket of chicken then i was having a blast
big shot gully gangbanger
you better hang your coat up on the hanger
put on your suspenders
we gonna sit down and chat
put down your fenders
it will be too loud like that
like real ass men im gonna move up close to you
we're gonna discuss in earnest what the fuck we're going to do
i swoop into a third verse like a peregrine falcon
i'm blacker than farrakhan but not as black as malcolm
i came from the same country as balki
i'm a whacky neighbor from down the hall like alki
more like alkihol
im havin a ball
and this doesnt cost me anything at all
but dont get me wrong if i wanted it id pay for it
id crawl into a cab and drive all day for it
id put on lipstick and act all gay for it
pull the donkey so the nigga bray for it
like i said id pay for it
money is not an issue
but how much would you pay
for the mad dog to kiss you
i rip the last of the raw meat off like a crazed hyena
in a police lineup your mom identified me by the weiner
maybe im a dreama
maybe im a prophet
every day i get meaner
determined to rock it
perhaps its my dumb ass walking through the garden of the palace
maybe i might jump through a mirror like alice
or through you through the glass at fried chicken palace
cause i detected a tone of voice that conveyed malice
i got more stories to tell then a cabbie]
is this why you faggots are made at me?
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