Found this guy surfing on-demand's worthless comedy section. Kool Bubba Ice, where's the funny?

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"Fox News accused me of fathering two African-American children in wedlock."

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Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBQf4FJi-o To Al Smith IV: "I obviously never knew your grandfather, but from everything Sen. McCain has told me..."

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1:07 Supporter Yells "Obama Bin Laden" At McCain Rally 10/13/08 in Virginia Beach

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Republicans attacking Dan Saban, a democratic candidate for sheriff of Maricopa County. Accuse him of exposing himself to a child and "masturbating on county time". Another great example of the "morals" of the GOP. Joe Arpaio is a joke.

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Wiener Dogs Race Dressed As Hot Dogs. Video from the Running of the Weiners, which kicked off the 33rd annual Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati. Soundtrack is "The Distance" by CAKE. Video made for my girlfriend, Jinney. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are running the local drugstore and mix up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch. The stooges impersonate Scotsmen at party to fool the prospective buyer. Their usual antics disrupt the party, ending when a barrel of their "scotch" explodes and floods the whole house. -Moe calls Larry a "porcupine" for the first time in this short. -In this short, Moe bonks Curly's and Larry's heads together for the first time. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are running the local drugstore and mix up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch. The stooges impersonate Scotsmen at party to fool the prospective buyer. Their usual antics disrupt the party, ending when a barrel of their "scotch" explodes and floods the whole house. -Moe calls Larry a "porcupine" for the first time in this short. -In this short, Moe bonks Curly's and Larry's heads together for the first time. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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This exact conversation has happened hundreds of times between my dad and I in the garage. Moe: "Get the tools" Larry: "What tools?" Moe: "The tools we've been using for the past ten years!" Larry: "Oh, those tools". From the short "How High Is Up?" http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are living with their mother who persuades them its time to leave home and seek their fortune. After a con man sells them a phony deed to a lost gold mine, the boys head west to find the treasure. After some mishaps with Curly's gold finding invention, they locate the mine and strike it rich. When two crooked miners try to take their gold they hole up in an abandoned hotel and, although they get bombarded by dynamite, triumph over the crooks. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are living with their mother who persuades them its time to leave home and seek their fortune. After a con man sells them a phony deed to a lost gold mine, the boys head west to find the treasure. After some mishaps with Curly's gold finding invention, they locate the mine and strike it rich. When two crooked miners try to take their gold they hole up in an abandoned hotel and, although they get bombarded by dynamite, triumph over the crooks. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are the 'Minute Menders', three tinkers who live under their car. The boys decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen. When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building, working on the 97th floor. Their ineptitude and lousy workmanship screw up construction of the building and they must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are the 'Minute Menders', three tinkers who live under their car. The boys decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen. When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building, working on the 97th floor. Their ineptitude and lousy workmanship screw up construction of the building and they must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. Moe: "Get the tools" Larry: "What tools?" Moe: "The tools we've been using for the past ten years!" Larry: "Oh, those tools". http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. When they learn about a company golf tournament, they sneak onto a golf course to get some practice. They quickly proceed to bother the other golfers and destroy the course. Forced to escape in their beer truck, more havoc ensues when the load of beer barrels are spilled out down a steep hill. Desk Relief Clerk: Yes, are you mebers of the press? Moe: Why uh... Curly: I used to be! But I didn't do any pressing. I went through the pockets, sort of a "dry cleaning"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! http://www.midgetfingers.com

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The stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. When they learn about a company golf tournament, they sneak onto a golf course to get some practice. They quickly proceed to bother the other golfers and destroy the course. Forced to escape in their beer truck, more havoc ensues when the load of beer barrels are spilled out down a steep hill. Desk Relief Clerk: Yes, are you mebers of the press? Moe: Why uh... Curly: I used to be! But I didn't do any pressing. I went through the pockets, sort of a "dry cleaning"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! http://www.midgetfingers.com

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Moe uses an x-ray fluoroscope (or, as Larry says, "flower-scopee") on Curly and notices a fish swimming inside Curly's stomach. So Moe grabs a line and some bait and goes to work. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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Commercial from December 2000. Apparently all the children are rough on santa's hemorrhoids. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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A moving tribute to one of poker's greats. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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A tribute to CNN's Candy Crowley. With the elections coming soon, we're all forced to suffer through her unpleasant scowls and commentary. http://www.midgetfingers.com

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